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Definitely my favorite. (Never thought I'd follow a clopfic...)

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this isnt a clop-fic ,this is a proper story with adult elements, not just made to clop but give you a story and a reason.

Must. have. chapter 13 O.o
this series is effing awesome

We really have to stop this stupid-ass story.

Enough is enough, man.

^this

This is a simply amazing story. I consider this Transcendent Clopfiction (Definition: A clopfic that has such strength of story that it would be of equal worth to read if all explicit content was removed).

Good as a clopfic and also a pretty awesome story 6-stars

STOP WRITING THIS

IT'S FUCKING STUPID

I may have to break my "No clopfics" rule for the PDF gallery.

I agree with Spike - Fuck Yeah, Pancakes!

Please, continue wriring this, and disregard all of the hateful comments. You are an awesome writer and this is my favorite M- Rated fic, and my second favorite fanfic. The story is going through an awesome way and i'm looking forward to the ending.

Keep up the awesome work!

Fuck the haters this this is Beast

MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This story is now available in PDF format:

http://maximillianveers.deviantart.com/#/d4c189s

This fic has ruined all other clopfic for me.

This is by far my favourite clopfic, because... it simply surpasses its designation as a 'clopfic'. It's drawn emotions from me that other clopfics haven't, AND it's all about the best pony!

annnnnd now i'm sad

A realistic vision of love in all it's supposed splendor, and the crashing weight of reality to reign it back in. This was a beautiful chapter, and it really shows how people (or pony's, in this case) sabotage themselves by trying to find that unattainable, perfect... cupcake, and ignoring the perfectly good one they have in front of them. . You are an amazing author and convey emotion like very few fic writers I have come across - let alone "clop" fics. Keep up the amazing work, can't wait to see the next chapter!

Latest chapter is so very sad :(

Allright, I'm not gonna lie. I was sweating motherfucking buckets on that last chapter as I read it. You sir, have earned all the freaking internets.

Too bad the series is over though. If you do decide to write more in another series, I hope you will keep it within the same universe as your current series. Thanks!

Great story, i really enjoyed the finish. Spike's "Not again" reaction was hilarious, and so was Luna's "Are you her most faithful student?" dig. She really comes off like Loki - a trickster God(dess), and really kind of a bitch. That said, i loved her Xanatos/ Lex Luthor gambit - even if she lost, she won. Oh Luna, you precocious bitch, I still love ya.

*obligatory praise*

That was good. Very good. Make a sequel, or screw that, just keep writing in general.

Now also on FiM Fiction

Awesome story. Just awesome

Best clopfic ever.
Because I could see myself in Twilight's horseshoes. I know the exact feelings you described. The want of more, the hurry into love, the anxiety, the fade, everything. And it helped me better understand love. Good Sir, you write true experience into this. I bow to you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_words_for_love

Absolutely fucking fantastic.

One of the best fics i've read in a long while. If it had no lemon parts it would probably be up there as a 6 star on ED.

>>965
Sunflowers. It was there in the Ch 16 love scene. It was a semi-joke, and possibly a reference to Samurai Champloo.

A really great fic overall, but I have 3 major complaints with this fic.

1: I hated how Luna was portrayed as a complete c**t in this fic. I was hoping that somepony would stick it to her and give her the comeuppance she deserved. It was painful to see her like this. I also want to know what happened to her after the report was sent.

2: Why the hay the sudden Applejack X Rarity shipping at the end? I don't normally have an issue with this shipping, but this was WAY out of left field. I also thought that Applejack didn't swing that way earlier in the fic. What happened there? Also there was never any real interaction or hinting to this shipping at all. This was just like, "Where did this come from?" I'd like some sort of explanation please.

3: How did Spike react to his love going with Applejack? There's no explanation or closure at all. Maybe something like he be sad, but one of the CMC (like Sweetie Belle) come and comfort him and he moves on.

Overall a great fic, but needs some plot holes filled in here and there. I'm giving this fic here a B, nice job, but needs some rough spots taken care of.

love

As a clopfic meh there are some good parts in the middle but too much content not um clopy. As a story it is awesome, simply superb if you cleaned this up to just a shipping fic, this would definately 6-star on EqD

So many loose ends though!!!!

No other piece is worth the elusive "1337" post than this. Very well done, there's nothing I can say that hasn't been said. I hope to see more on the others.

Well, maybe Dash will realize Pinkie is her OTO - unless Gilda decides to turn it into the most awkward/awesome threesome ever. That said, i agree the flow would have been wrong had you included that bonus chapter in the original part, although it would account for Twi's dig at their relationship in the later chapter. It also would either have needed additional development throughout the story, or its own side story. Even now I want a sequel to your story to start working on this "universe" you've created. I enjoyed the history lesson about Cherilee and BM (which isn't on this site for some reason), and am looking forward to your future literary endeavors.

This is an incredible clopfic. The writing is fantastic, the characters feel real, and you actually care about the plot. The only things I didn't like (besides personal shipping preferences) was that Spike and Fluttershy didn't get nearly enough time in, how much the mane 6 was at ends with each other for a decent part of the fic, and the portrayal of Luna. I love Luna, but not like this. That aside, it really is a fantastic story. Thanks!

I honestly found it rather hard to clop along with that bonus chapter... because I couldn't stop giggling and laughing through the whole thing. You've captured the characters so absolutely perfectly. Bravo.

I can't tell if I'm overly happy for having read that or driven to near-tears for realizing there's no more to read.

Minor prose issues aside, this was an incredible read. When your mind is able to "hear" the dialogue as if it was spoken in the same voice, you know you're reading something that fits. And it certainly does fit - especially with Rainbow Dash, the pony I had the least bit of trouble seeing in character. The characterization was solid; the only bit I really take issue with is Twilight making the "turn" that quickly. 0-60 in ten seconds flat.

And don't even get me started on the clopping. This was a solid story without it - indeed, I'd submit a version without the gratuitous descriptions for more "general" reading - and it only added to the enjoyment. Hell, I found myself not even aroused so much as engaged with the story. Moments where I laughed (mostly because I could see it happening with the characters involved), moments I cried great manly tears of manliness (big fucking crocodile sissy tears), moments I really felt like clopping. Just. Damn.

Luna... I came to resent Luna, and Twilight for having to deal with it. Called the "lesson" fairly early, but seeing how it was implemented (well done, I might add) made the lack of shock palatable.

I thought I remembered reading a post on here that said "I just wish there was a way to show this to my friends without letting them know I clop to ponies" but I can't find it. Regardless of where that post is, I must agree. Again, suggesting a "tamer" version for more generalized reading.

I can't really say more. I'm quite sad that there will be no more to it (saving the epilogue for later; don't want to ruin it with NO more reading at all). Quite sad indeed. And again, the writing was there ever if the nuances of writing wasn't. I enjoyed the story more than my grammar nazi in me hated it. That's a good sign.

6/5, no doubt.

I cant get enough of this. Now that im done this series, I feel lost inside. The author should write more, like, after the fact, with Twilight's new life with her perfect mate. 5 stars.

"Sublime" is right.

Fuck the haters, you sir/maam are brilliant.

Really? Celestia? Really? Why not go all out and make a Trixie ending while your add it. This fanfic is like what PikaSemeChu did to Pokemon. It has only one thing going for it, but everything else just bites the big one. I guess people like OOC-tastic stories.

Okay, from what I can gather, Twilight has a crush on Luna (how? Twilight never meet her at all as of the writing of this fanfic. What's the justification? There's not even a good back story for that), but before they can date each other, Luna want's Twilight to learn about Romance, since she's had numerous lovers (the only few times we see Luna in the show she seems quite and reclusive. I don't see how you got "sexual dynamo" from that, but whatever.) So, basically, Luna set up Twi to whore herself out to become a better lover. How does that makes sense? How does a princess conduct herself like that? And it's pretty obvious that the plan is going to fail horribly, since Twilight is basically playing around with other ponies feelings and emotions. I can't believe how dumb you made Twilight in this (I know that sometimes she's a bit clueless at times, but even this is a massive stretch). If Luna really wanted Twi to learn, why not just teach Twi herself? Oh, right, this is a clop, it doesn't have to make sense. As long as your readers can get off on this, it's okay, right? The only way anyone can enjoy this is that the blood from their brain is somewhere else.

I felt like Applejack (which you effectively killed in "Cherri Trees.") in this story, just looking at these ponies and saying "Who are these things and where are my friends?" Everypony is pretty much a slut simply for the sake of this half-assed plot, which is not how you tell a story. I know what you're thinking, "But this is just a clop, stop thinking about it so much." And you're right, it is just a clop. That's the problem. You think that this is some master piece of story telling, but it's not. The fact that you had to make this into a clop tells me you know you had no real skills in writing, so you write smut, knowing that the masses will just eat it up, regardless of the actual quality. If "Tails of Spike's Harem" can get positive reviews, than so can anybody, including you.

Most clop writers know their stories are shit, or they take stupid request and do the best job they can, but you actually think that this would hold up with the canon of the show, but you failed to realize just how bad your characterization really is. You got the character archetypes right (a little bit, anyway) but not the actual character. It's like you made them stupid and sluttish just for the sake of clop. That's bad.

Your clop scenes got boring, too, so I don't know what the appeal of this is suppose to be. Maybe it's because I don't clop that none of this makes sense.

The only way this would work is that this fanfic was labeled as an Alternate Universe. Or it turns out Discord is the writer. The other way was to make this cute. You know, have Twilight and Luna share a moment with some late night constellations or something, flash forward several months, and Twilight realizes her crush, only to figure out that she knows nothing of Romance, and her date with Luna is coming up. And instead of her doing the "romancing," she would interview or hear stories from other ponies about they're encounter of romance, and we would flash back to their perspective. Later, on their dates, Twilight, being the adorkable pony that she is, messes up the dates by trying to hard, and gives her report about it to Celestia or something.

I don't know, this "every pony is a whore" thing just doesn't work, especially considering they're the elements of harmony, and are suppose to represent said element (not to the point of saturation, of course).

I also noticed that you keep deleting my comets', which tells me that you've probably deleted any comment that you didn't like to give you a better image. You'll even go to a thread and complain about it(that way you'll seem more mature than you actually are), like you did me.

>>6795 Oh, what a clever and witty remark. But, this *is* the internet. I'd have an easier time getting a holy paladin to level 69 while you and your dad performed it on each other than getting someone to leave anything insightful. If you really need to give anyone advice, teach your father how to work your balls without biting. Or better yet, choke on each other so you can at least bring some joy to some bored commenter.

By the way, I'm not the guy you're replying too. Just FYI.

>>6798
<3

Also, don't take >>6475 too seriously. Many of his criticisms are correct to some degree, but he seems to be forgetting creative license - if you want your horses sluttier than usual for the effective telling of the tale, so be it.
(But yeah...they were pretty slutty, for lack of a better term. Consider moving out of the clopfiction realm, you look like you'll have much better luck.)

All of you people who think this is nicely written, here's a suggestion; read real fiction books.

Easy way to see if a fic is good.

If NaturalGlitch trolls it, it most likely is. He doesn't have any talent himself, so he tries to tear it down.

>>6968 How dare a reviewer give a review? Especially one that hasn't been refuted? Well, it has, but only with "WAAHH! This is great because SHUT UP!" And look up what trolling actually is, dumb ass.

>>7064 Oh, is that way Sleepless was crying in the comment section, and Glitch tore him a new asshole, only to have Sleepless delete all those comments? Yeah, such a great author. These characters are so OOC they might as well be BG characters wearing the skin of the mane 6.

And that comment you read was a reposing, since Sleepless deleted all the ones that followed that one originally. Like Glitch said: "If you have to break the characters to make way for your shitty plot, then you failed as a writer." He nailed this idiocy on the head, and no one can come up with a real reason why they think it's good. I think it's because clop is the shittiest style of writing, anyone can do it, and no matter how bad it is, because it's a clop, people will eat that shit.

Yeah, don't really care if a clopfic is about true love or about raunchy sex. A fic that exists just to get 2 characters in bed is pretentious and might as well cut to the hot and sticky chase.

I'm just tired of sex being only for clopfiction and not a legitimate story element like violence, drama, etc.

It's like sadfics. Ther is no effing genre called "sad". The legitimate genre is "drama". Yet sadness is not the entirity of drama, nor is it restricted to drama alone. In many comedies, action movies, adventures, etc there are sad moments. It's just an element of storytelling and character development. Yet this fandom treats it like a genre onto itself.

I like sad in my fics, but I don't want fics ABOUT sad. I like romance in my fics, but I don't want fics ABOUT romance to be the only source of it. I like sex and violence and adorable cuteness too. But these are all story elements, not the genres this fandom treats them as.
There are so few balanced and diversified stories. No matter how good the quality of writing in the fandom gets, it still lacks the sense of real world comprehensiveness that good genre writing has.

The other stigma is the term "shipping" being incorrectly used interchangably with "romance". This makes people think of ridiculous fandom internet tropes. Mane 6 shipping, no matter how cute, and putting aside hate from homophobes and canon purists, is ooc and silly as fuck. Whereas a well crafted story involving tru romance actually makes sense rather than being a contrived affair with several "what ifs" as prerequsites for the premise to exist in the first place. The lack of originality in pairings due to the fandom stigma against OCs (not undeserved in many cases) frequently prevents proper romantic themes from developing in normal stories, and the clop stigma prevents these themes from developing into healthy and erotic depictions of normal sexual relationships, despite the fact that these depictions are a common occurence in mainstream fiction of all genres.

In the end I'd take clop over glue any day, but clop still depresses me when I read it. Probably because I care so much more about the characters than the stories they find themselves in.

>>7113 We'll do that when people treat this like a clop, not an actual story. People keep saying that this is porn with plot, like it's a good thing. It's pretentious and idiotic, and the author has the biggest ego imaginable. I don't want to sit through and read boring shit just to get to the boring clop scenes.

When people start treating it like smut and not a new entry in the bible, we'll read it like a clop, because that's all it is.

>>7128 But the plot and clop sucks. I guess you like trash.

New chapter? Hooray!

There is no need to be upset

Basically, this is "Debbie does Dallas" in pony form. Look at all these people eating this up, like they know what romance actually is. This fucking plan of Luna's was doomed from the start, and Twilight needs to "learn romance" (fuck a lot of ponies) before Luna even goes on a date with Twilight, so she does. And you guy's call this a masterpiece...